Nitty~Gritty

random thoughts about my life

I’m waiting patiently for my date. He’ll be calling soon for phone sex. I’m dying for the real thing but I’ll have to settle for a while. It’s only been a few days but I’ve already let myself go. My pants are laying on the bathroom floor which means I’m only in a shirt and underwear. It’s not even the pretty kind but the plain cotton unflattering kind. I have two empty wine coolers on my left and the crust of two slices of pizza to my right. I’m one burp away from becoming Homer Simpson.

posted by: hookemup at 21:40 | link | comments (4) |

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#1  22 June 2004 - 08:16

 

hahahaha!

Leigh

#2  22 June 2004 - 12:53

 

he he he. lol!

hiphippi10

#3  22 June 2004 - 20:28

 

=)

Mo'nonymous

#4  23 June 2004 - 18:34

 

Don't worry, dear. Becoming Homer Simpson is one of the lesser of the Seven-Deadly-Sins. Besides, Homer is my son's hero. Just think of it, if you burped, you could become the hero of three people: your son, your husband, and my son.

Mo'nonymous

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