Nitty~Gritty

random thoughts about my life

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay tribute to our Mo’time friend Mrs. Likewise. She will be leaving us and going to a land far, far away. I think they call it Texas. Luckily, she will only be there for a week but as we all know, when you go back home, the trauma can leave you changed forever so the woman we once knew will no longer be the same. This week will entail for her many times of producing a fake smile followed by questions regarding her clothes, hair, and makeup, which after awhile may lead to depression. We know she is strong and will endure the pain no matter how bad it gets. After spending a week in Texas, she may come back to us with a dreadful yet somewhat charming southern drawl. She asks that we excuse her for this too will pass. Mrs. Likewise may feel forced to adorn blue eyeliner but has promised us that this will never happen. We fear she will feel the need to wear too much silver jewelry but she has convinced us that if she does, this will not apply to belt buckles so do not worry. Let us all pray that our friend comes back to us still fun and sexy because a week of trying to have sex at your parent’s house as we know can make you a cold fish in bed. In her case, she has promised us she will continue to have great sex all week no mater what it takes. If dancing occurs, she swears it will not happen in a line, will have more than two steps, and will not be done in cowboy boots. Overall, we ask her now to please wear sunscreen so she will not come back to us a redneck. May she come back to us unharmed and still a bit crazy because her posts made us laugh. All we can do now is hope for the best. I know she will miss you all. Thank you for coming.

posted by: hookemup at 13:46 | link | comments (11) |

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#1  25 May 2004 - 16:16

 

y'all come back now, y'heah?!?

howard

#2  25 May 2004 - 17:22

 

The only Texas couple I've known called each other "hon' dawg" and gave each other hickies on the bridge of their noses. Promise me this won't happen to you.

InMyLife

#3  25 May 2004 - 17:29

 

Wait a second...checking the Reckless Kelly lineup...And didn't Mom and Dad put in a new pool? A good place to have sex, no? As you know, Texas is my new favorite place, so I will be with you in spirit, M. Have fun! And do a little Two-Step for me. Don't all Texas gals know the two-step and the Electric Slide?

Leigh

#4  25 May 2004 - 18:20

 

She's coming to see me! Right M?



Yes I am one of those Texas born, thoroughbreds in Dallas. I am trying very hard not to take offense at the manner in which you spoke of us southerners. We try very hard to tolerate those less fortunate than ourselves (Yankees). Obviously your parents are fine people since they live in this fine state.



One final word of caution...be careful what you say when you are down here. Our state motto is: Don't Mess With Texas! (it really is)



Wave to me if you see me...I'm the one with the cowboy hat, big belt buckle living on a small 1000 acre ranch....I'll leave the light on fer ya!

4oclocktrain

#5  25 May 2004 - 21:57

 

I'm missing you already M.

Mo'nonymous

#6  25 May 2004 - 22:33

 

yeehaw! have fun, you! and come back to motime soon in one fine piece. :)

Giuli812

#7  25 May 2004 - 23:27

 

I'm not from Texas, but just a few states over in the peach state of Georgia. I'm sitting here reading your hilarious blog and asking myself how exactly am I seen from anothers eyes. I don't do the blue eyeliner, but the silver jewelry...the electric slide...the southern drawl...guilty as charged!! At any rate, prepare yourself for very hot and humid weather. High humidity is a nappy headed girls worst nightmare!! Oh, and I'm sure you'll find a way to have great sex while you're gone....just stay away from the haystacks, they are a bit itchy! :)

ugapeach04

#8  26 May 2004 - 07:53

 

I have no doubt that you will return just as funny and sexy as you always have been. You will come back with a story to tell. Have a safe trip and hurry back.

XOXOX



:o)

Muskrat28

#9  26 May 2004 - 10:57

 

Be strongeth!

Mo'nonymous

#10  26 May 2004 - 21:29

 

...just a week! keep your fingers crossed!!!

MissSolitaire

#11  28 May 2004 - 14:54

 

Don't mess with Texas. Just come back to us in one piece.

zithereen

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